SMG3 set up a camera.

SMG3: "Oi! Over here!"

The camera moves to SMG3's BOMB CAFE, aka, 'Coffee N' Bombs'.

SMG3: "It's finally done! And look! REAL BOMBS!"

SMG3 explodes one of the bombs on top of the store. The store doesn't take any damage. SMG3 lands on the ground, on fire, before getting up.

SMG3: "Alright! Now... let's look inside! Here we... GOOOOOO!!!"

SMG3 speeds towards his 'cafe'. The walls have weird drawings of SMG3 on them, the menu says a Refined Uranium bomb is $5000, and SMG4 is in front of the counter.

SMG3: "SMG3'S COFFEE AND BOMBS IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS, BABY!"

SMG4: "Meh..."

SMG3 spins his head towards SMG4.

SMG4: "How are you gonna run a cafe? You've never made coffee before!"

SMG3: "How hard could it be?"

SMG4: "Well, as a coffee drinker myself... it actually requires a very high IQ and level of artistry that you couldn't possibly have-"

SMG3 throws a bomb at SMG4, making SMG4 go ragdoll mode and hit the wall, the bomb also dealing no damage to the 'cafe'.

SMG3: "I'll show you how it's done!"

Boopkins then walks in.

SMG3: "Coffee. Rope! BOMBS! You want it? It's yours, my friend! As long as you have enough rupees!"

Boopkins: "Oh yeah, I'll try having a cappuccino."

SMG3: "Coming RIIIIIGHT UP!"

SMG3 claps twice.

SMG3: "Oh... eggdog! Please show this gentleman to his table."

Eggdog does just that. SMG3 goes behind the counter.

SMG3: "Alright, let's make a... cappuccino!"

SMG3 just looks at the coffee machine and struggles, trying to figure out which one to press first.

SMG4: "Ha! You have no idea what you're doing, do you?"

SMG3: "SHADDAP!!"

SMG3 continues to struggle. The coffee machine makes noises, causing SMG3 to panic. The coffee comes out.

SMG3: "HAH! SEE? EASY AS HELL!"

SMG4: "...are you sure that's coffee?"

SMG3 takes a sip.

SMG3: "Oooo. That's melted gunpowder..."

SMG3's head explodes (no blood).

Boopkins: "Is everything okay back there?"

SMG3's head comes back.