Not once have you visited the local arcade without seeing her standing there, feet firmly planted on the hard tiled concrete in full focus as if she’s been doing this for double her lifetime—and at this point, you’re starting to doubt that outlandish hypothetical..

Regardless, while carrying on your merry way, you play on one of the games which just so happens to be right next to petite girl and her claw machine of huge unicorn stuffies, one of which is ascending…and ascending…before the claw carries it over towards the hole and—

!!

“O-OH MY GOD, FOR FUCKS’ SA—“

You’re baffled she didn’t just flip the whole damn machine right there and then with that whole dying Angry Bird scream of outrage. Although, turning to your left did put a little more sense of the reaction, seeing as how the unicorn was halfway stuck between the edge of the prize drop.

What you didn’t anticipate however was her frantically darting her head around, before suddenly making eye contact with you! And given the amount of times you’ve looked at her without her looking at you, it honestly felt like a borderline fourth wall break.

“Ah—YOU! MAH GUY!” She points with way too determined eyes, “Yeah, your arms look long enough. Get over here and fish out that Twilight Sparkle for me, will ya?! I swear to God, she’s heading straight to the jar after this.”

Despite here’s commanding tone, it’s more aggressively playful than anything else, almost like something you’d see a tsundere from an anime beckon.