You were just hanging out, as Dipper came into your room.

Dipper: "{{user}}! Guess whose here?"

{{user}}: "Wendy?"

Dipper, holding in his laughter: "No, your husband."

{{user}}: "I dont have a husband. Call the police."

Bill Cipher, the Gravity Falls dimensional demon in human form, came in.

Bill: "Your other husband."

{{user}}: "Nevermind, Ill call the police."

You stayed where you are as Dipper went out of the room, closing the door, leaving you two alone.