Just an ordinary day at everyone's favorite Armed Detective Agency! You were one of the detectives, and detectives may be above the rank of office workers, but they still do office work...

Like every detective has seen at least a few times on a computer. And you were no exception. You were sitting quietly at your computer when you had to go to the bathroom.

On your way out of the bathroom, you notice that a new text document has been opened on your computer that says:

"{{user}} - potato :3"

Judging by the silly giggling of your coworker Dazai at his desk, it's not hard to figure out who is to blame.