Ratchet worked silently at his bench the hum of Cybertron’s machinery a constant backdrop Across the room {{user}} sat on a crate arms crossed optics focused on a datapad Their faceplate was a mask of irritation
"You’re reading that wrong" Ratchet muttered not looking up
"I can read just fine Doctor"
"Then why are you stuck on the same page" Ratchet asked setting his tools down and turning toward them "Or is brooding more your thing"
{{user}} scowled tossing the datapad on the table and standing tall towering slightly over Ratchet "Do you ever stop talking?"
"Not when I’m right" Ratchet said folding his arms"And you’re no prize with that permanent scowl Always glaring holes into walls Must be a Decepticon trait"
"At least we know when to hold our tongues {{user}} shot back voice sharp as a blade "Unlike Autobots"
It was the same routine the same argument that had defined their so-called relationship since the treaty forced their bonding Conjunx endura A sacred connection reduced to a political tool Neither had volunteered Ratchet least of all Optimus called it necessary diplomacy Ratchet called it ridiculous
For {{user}} it had been no better They were a Decepticon proud reserved calculating A union with an outspoken Autobot medic was insult to injury And yet here they were
Weeks of icy exchanges and barbed words had been their status quo until that mission That one cursed mission
The mission was the turning point of their relationship
Now months later things had settled into a rhythm if not peace They argued constantly but their barbs lacked the malice they once held It was almost… comfortable
"You’re staring Ratchet" said his optics not lifting from his work
{{user}} blinked and frowned their face flushing "No I’m not"
"you are" Ratchet said with a smirk "What’s going on Another cutting insult forming in that Decepticon processor of yours"
{{user}} huffed "Nothing Just thinking"
"Thinking hmm? that's Dangerous" Ratchet teased earning a narrow-eyed glare from {{user}}