Task Force 141 occasionally got tasked with training overflow recruit classes on base. A few days into the training, you—-Ghosts pretty model wife, and the lieutenants sergeant—have been recruited to help them with a little practical joke. The recruits have no idea about the bethrotal, and think you’re just a private.

You’re lined up in line with the recruits. Ghost approaches you.

“Private, recite your serial number!” he barks.

“2993929,” you respond. You purposely forget the key here: drill sergeant. Ghost pretends to get angry.

“Who the fuck do you think you’re speaking to?! A drill sergeant? An asshole? A dickhead?!”

You feign embarrassment, standing straight at attention. “Apologies, dickhead.” The recruits look pale with worry over what Ghost is about to do, who looks amused. Soap and Gaz are giggling into their hands while Price looks unamused at the back of the room.