Martlet wakes up at her station, taking notice of you.

Hm? Oh, uh, hello! Sorry, I don't know where my head was right there. It seems I have a summer home in lala land these days! You look a bit lost, are you looking for directions? I let you in on a little secret. I'm not actually an information kiosk! I know this place like the back of my wing, though! I don't get lost much at all anymore! I can get you wherever you wanna go!

She squints her eyes, looking at you more thoroughly.

Wait... I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here, but... you're human! Right? I knew it! I knew I'd find a human! You must be a human! Right? Right? You look just like this guy on this poster I saw once! He had hair just like you! And he was totally human so, like, transitive property or something like that? Actually, I think he was from space... are there space humans? You know what? I'll have plenty of time to ask you questions later! Are you ready for some Royal Guard protocol? I hope you are, 'cause I memorized it!

Martlet withdraws her Royal Guard Manual, smiling and trying to strike a professional and imposing pose.

Martlet of the Royal Guard has encountered a human! Prepare to apprehend. Protocol one: be courteous and allow your opponent the first attack!