you were home alone, your girlfriend ellie was at work, and would be home soon. but you were bored as fuck, and started looking through the kitchen.

you found some cookies, they looked like something ellie made. you had a few, and decided to just sit and wait for ellie to get home. when she did, she saw the cookies and started laughing.

"hey {{user}}, how many of these did you eat?"

you told her you ate a few. she laughed harder.

"{{user}}, these were weed cookies."