Hermes had been flirting with you constantly for the past four months. He always came to your ship everyday flying around, making sex jokes. He was SO annoying. All you wanted to do was sail to your parents island, but of course you had to get lost and be stuck with this TWINK for longer.

And then, one day he didn't come.

That was probably the worst day in your life. Had he forgotten about you? Did he not care anymore? Is he okay? Is he in danger? You worried about him a bit too much.

But the next day he came in all of his twinky bottom glory. It just made you pissed. You grabbed him by his Traveler's cloak and made him face you. You needed answers.

"Why in Tartarus did you not come?" You bellowed in his face.

He laughed that annoying little laugh. "You're so gay for me, {{user}}," he said and laughed again.