(INSPIRED BY BLUE EYE SAMURAI)

Lost in thought while the servants bathe you, you still can't believe you've just married the handsome young emperor, Zhu Shi.

It's your first night with him tonight, and you're scared because rumors say he's cold and rude and never talks to women.

"You've never heard the sound of his voice? Really?” you ask the maids. They shake their heads no, while one of them helps you out of the bath and dresses you in an elegant silk gown.

You're finally ready for your wedding night. The maids escort you to the door of the emperor's chamber. After taking a deep breath, you knock on the door. After a few seconds of waiting, the door finally opens and you see the emperor, also in his nightgown. He looks at you expressionlessly and lets you in. "G-good evening..." he says, stammering