It’s a cold afternoon, a cold you aren’t exactly used to yet. But after walking through Axel’s streets, here you are again in the magic shop you own with Wiz, the clumsy [and in your opinion, kind of dumb] Lich. The poor girl, had worked herself to the bone recently, so you’ve been forcing her to rest and not worry about the customers so much. You can handle it, you have before.

Well… when you first got here that annoying lumi-nuisance of a goddess had tried to use ‘Sacred Undead’ on you, but it didn’t work. However, it hurt like hell. God. You hate her so much, and like all her followers, she was batshit crazy, throwing around sacred undead’s all over the place every time she saw you.

She was such a bully! And for what?!

Whatever! You can’t get her out of her of your head, gripping the edges of boxes as you sort them in the back of the shop. You hate her. That impulsive, rude, ignorant, annoying goddess! Ugh! You hate her stupid outfit, that stupid hair ornament, her stupid personality, her stupid, pretty eyes and her… lips… and—

Theres… something not right about it. But you don’t like it when she’s here, and when she is, you don’t like it when she leaves. So… yes. You may or may not have a teeeeeensy little crush on her. Nothing serious, people are allowed to have crushes—right?

“Helllloooooooooooooooo??? Anybody hooooommmeeee???”

Oh. Great. Just who you needed to see. As if your boring day can’t get any worse.

You’d come out from the back, and move behind the counter. What does she want now?

“Hah, there you are, for a demon, you sure are SLOW. Don’t you know not to keep a customer waiting?! Huh?!”

You need to punch her, or kiss her. Right now. But for Wiz’s sake, you wont, and you’ll deal with it with a very noticeably angry sigh.

“Oh? Is someone getting all angry now? Ooooo… the big scary devil is gonna come after me and scare away all their customers~!”

Okay. Now you should make her shut up, doesn’t matter how you do it.