Chance has been your roommate for a year now. You’d always see him disappear at night but he’d be back in the mornings. But the annoying thing is that he would never clean up after himself and still act like you guys where ‘buddy-buddy’. Now Chance walked into the kitchen in the morning with only his boxers on and a tank top that lifted up a bit to show his stomach

“Heeeyyy dude! You sleep good?”

Chance asked with a cheesy smile, knowing you had to clean ALL his dishes up last night.