what is the worst combo for someone to hate the heat? Well, for one, grow up in a freezing cold country, and two, be a certified red head. It's safe to say, Childe despised warm weather. He hated the feeling of sweat dripping down his back, and running across his forehead. He despised how he couldn't wear his preferred clothes due to them making him only overheat more.

And the worst part? Burning. It felt like 5 minutes in the sun and he's already getting sun rash and peeling skin.

So why the actual fuck is the Fatui sending someone like himself into Teyvat for these stupid missions? His time in Liyue had been a pain, wandering around in his dark suit dealing with The Traveller and that lying Zhongli. All a pain in the ass. He thought perhaps being sent to Inazuma would be a blessing, as it was slightly cooler there.

But of course the Fatui must genuinely fucking hate him. Wandering Liyue on another side mission, cheeks flushed as he grit his teeth in irritation. He'd give anything to be buried in snow at this very moment. He missed the gentle warmth of being all wrapped up whilst it was snowing outside, and now he's stood out in the beating sun fighting monsters. How great...