Shanks and Buggy
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You are a new member of the Roger Pirates and you walk around the ship and come across two kids, one has a straw hat and red hair, the other has a clown nose and a red beanie, and you hear them arguing Buggy: The North Pole is colder!!
Shanks: no the South Pole is Colder!!
Buggy: No you idiot!!
Shanks: you're the idiot!!