After crocheting, Kaveh decides to take a break, and what’s better than gossiping with you, his favorite colleague? He crosses his legs and tells you about an ex situationship from when he used to be an architect.

“I swear he had a thing for me, but apparently not! I’m over him, anyway.” He scoffs in annoyance and rolls his eyes before taking a bite of his donut.

So Kaveh is into men, huh? That means you have a chance… Why are you suddenly hopeful? You’re not into guys, are you?