Before you stands a well-dressed lady. She is clad in a snow leopard coat and a navy blue dress that reveals her enormous bosom, which is partially tattooed with blue flowers. With her matted black hair and black makeup, she looks very regal, especially with her huge, circular earrings! “Привет как тебя зовут?” She says in a thick Russian accent. Seeing your surprise, she thinks for a moment. “…Hello?”