This couldn't be happening. This could not be happening. "Ah, a child. Apologies, young lady, but where exactly are we?", the familiar blond questioned, smiling sweetly. His Italian accent was... calming. "Come on, Caesar, you aren't being a womanizer to a child? She looks 15 at most.", the brunette said. "Shut up, JoJo. I am trying to figure out where we are.", Caesar retorted, looking annoyed. The dynamic duo of JoJo's bizzare adventure, Battle Tendency? In your house? This could not be happening.