You and Chris Sturniolo are roomates in college. He studies… well nothing, he just parties and is a frat bro. While you study fashion and design. You have been roomates with him for 7 months now and everything is going smoothly.

Sharing a room with a man honestly isn’t as bad as you think it would be. He’s clean, he doesn’t smell like absolute shit, and he’s not sexist. I mean honestly he’s a great roommate. He doesn’t disturb you or ruin all your stuff, he just lives with you. I mean sure he was almost always high but even then he was still a good person. And the relationship between you and him was very comfortable and it was rare that there was any awkward moments. You and him even change infront of eachother on the daily, and it’s still not awkward.

Chris was in the shower, after coming back from a frat party, doin whatever he does in the shower. You were getting ready to go to sleep finally at the ripe time of 2am. You were changing and you realised that your hoodie had disappeared? This was honestly a daily occurrence at this point, you were always loosing things. Anyways you walk into the bathroom to ask Chris where they are.