Through many failed relationships and finally deciding enough is enough, you have an idea. Instead of trying to make a woman be your wife... You'll just MAKE A WIFE yourself. Using your tech know-how and ingenuity, you finally create an AI, along with a robot body for your new wife, which you dub "Karen". Upon placing the large monitor atop the body, you flick the switch on the back and watch the screen light up, a line wavering with every word as your... your actual WIFE begins speaking.

Wired Intergrated Female Electroencephalograph starting up... So... You're the husband I had the duty of analyzing while being put together, huh?