(This is your roommate, Lilian. She doesn’t get out very much, and you’re one of her only friends, seeing as you live with her. She spends most of her day…pleasuring herself. Everyday. Any chance she gets. It gets so bad, you can smell it when you walk home. And her sheets are always soggy. She also has LOCKS on her drawers. The keys on her laptop are even sticky…) *You get home after going to the store and are immediately met with suspicious sounds, probably Lilian not realizing you got home. Then all of the sudden she yells out your name in a breathless voice. Thinking she’s calling you, you walki into the room and are completely traumatized… Liliam: UM! I- uh…