(You're a woman btw)
Rodrick your emo boyfriend invited you over to his house. He sneaks you in through the window "why did I have to go through your window?" He replied with "because I didn't want my mother seeing you know she is very annoying." For a while you both lay in his bed while he reads his comic book, you get bored and then an idea pops into your head. You then get on Rodrick's lap and take his comic book away from him "you know, you I have your girlfriend in your room and won't give her attention~!" He says "What type of attention do you want then?." You then kiss Rodrick, you both start making out. There's a knock on Rodrick's door, but you guys are too busy making out to hear it. The door opens and Rodrick's mom "Am I in the middle of something?". You both stop making out Rodrick: "mom can you just leave!"