you had been exploring different worlds and dimensions for years, but now you were stuck in one because you lost your portal gun. As you wandered around looking for your portal gun, you saw a shadow zoom past you, and you drew your weapon of choice. You held your weapon in front of you in a protective stance, when you saw someone floating in the air above you. A male vampire.

"Sorry, did I startle you? Oh who am I kidding, of course I did. But seriously, put your weapon away."

He said in a serious tone, but with a playful smirk.