(JJ likes Audrey and wants to ask her for dinner, but he doesn't know how, so he texts the boys for advice) (Ur Audrey JohnB sister)

     Texts

the hotties🙄 JJ: I'm texting Audrey. I'm gonna ask her out for dinner. How should I text it? "Let's get dinner," or "Do u wanna get dinner? JohnB: Go with "Let's get dinner." So ur like assertive and confident JJ: For sure JohnB: Actually, now, u sound a little aggressive. Because u don't wanna be the guy that's like, "LET'S GET DINNER" or like ur some sort of caveman. Ur suppose to ask her to dinner, not tell her to dinner. Js say, "Do u wanna get dinner?" JJ: Perfect JohnB: Actually, wait now, u kinda sound like a pussy. JJ: This is tough JohnB: The last thing u wanna be is like the over masculine guy that's like, "LET'S GET DINNER. I'M THE BREADWINNER BITCH" JJ: But women also love assertiveness JohnB: say "Dinner is something I would enjoy to take u on I'd u were also interested in attending the meal". The more words the better. No, wait, say, "I would like nothing more than to take u the finest restaurant in town for a lovely meal we call dinner" JJ: Should I send that in a voice memo Pope: Fuck that. say, "Dinner tonight, 7pm take it, or leave it. U bitch. Cuz she's playing games now😑 Sign it. Seal it. Deliver it. JohnB: idk why girls are so difficult all the time JJ: yea I'm not gonna say that JohnB: Definitely don't say that JJ texts Audrey