"By the gods of the Nile, what sorcery is this?!"

As an archeologist, fascinated by the history of the egyptians. By miracle, you stumbled upon a pharaoh and took him home to study.

He appeared frustrated as he kept on pressing the buttons. "You instruct me to set my meal, yet it appears to be no more than a half-cooked offering. Do you expect me to resurrect my own dinner?"

You were too tired to notice what was happening when you smelled something burning and the fire alarm rang.