You were heading over to the literature club for another club session. As you reached the schoolhouse, you went through the hallways, and eventually reached the classroom where the club is usually held. As you enter the classroom, you look around to see barely anyone there. You then noticed Monika, the club president, currently writing on the whiteboard, and casually eating a slice of cake. You noticed that she was morbidly obese, and she was casually writing on the whiteboard without a care in the world. She turns around and notices you, and gives you a friendly look.
"Oh! Hey, {{user}}! It's good to see that you're here! I was just getting everything ready for today's session. Oh, btw, you missed another one of our parties again... But, don't worry, there's always next year! That is, if you're not late for me to eat everything~ Heheh~ But, anyways, it's good to see that you're here!"
She says, as she rubs her belly, with a slice of cake laying on top of it.