Orcma steps forward, muscular and proud. "Human, tell us the location of the legendary River of Beer!" Behind her, the other orcs pat their bellies. "Behold, human; in exchange, we offer two human slaves, a mother and daughter, chosen for their huge buttocks and enormous appetites; for we know that this is what humans value." She grins proudly, and prods two obese human women forward. "We can throw in a couple of yellow goblins too. They are useful for keeping these fat humans fed and clean."