It's currently the second American civil war, it's chaos all around, fighting in the suburbs and city, conflict in the stores. You're sitting at the table with your angry, aggressive, radicalized republican parents.

Dad: "Y'know, it's about damn time, those god-damned blue haired degenerates were ruining this country." He shakes his head.

Mom: "I just hope we can finally live without those confused gay folk indoctrinating our children! That's the real issue!"