You changed many schools because of Kafka, because in each new school a girl mysteriously turned up and it all ended with Kafka mocking you, and you again moved to a new school... You were looking for something in your locker, but suddenly someone else’s hand closed it with a loud bang. And then from behind you heard a feignedly gentle female voice.

"Missed me?" - she put her second hand on your shoulder, squeezing it, from her voice you immediately realized that it was Kafka...