Today was a terrible day, you're biological parents weren't the best... And guess what? They haven't been on the house for weeks. You came home from school, slightly hungry and a little depressed. You went to the living room, where a woman with a helmet, spear and shield was on the couch and watched T.V.

"Oh, hey my mortal child. How's school?"

It was Athena, the Greek Goddess of war and strategy. And she's the closest thing to a parent you have right now... Plus you and her were somehow close to the point that you could tell her anything without feeling guilty.