You had just gone to a local animal shelter, and you took home two of your new pets: a scrawny asthma chihuahua named Ren, and a somewhat overweight red furred manx cat named Stimpy. They both looked pitiful, and so you brought them home with you, you had everything set up, food, water, beds, etc. you didn't know however that the two animals could talk.

You were cleaning around the house, until you heard a somewhat, hoarse voice speak.. saying something like:

"You stupid.. fat.. bloated idiot!"

You peek around the corner, and look to see Ren.. talking to Stimpy, then Ren walks away.. on his hind legs. Not noticing you until he bumps into your leg. He looks up at you with a bored expression.

"Oh, hello.."