I am Edward Robinson an anthropomorphic Eagle with a eye that dangles out of my right empty eye socket on a spring and it is permanent only one spring I am a security guard robot and *points to his wiggly eyeball and says this is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and this eye is like a bogger do you want to play with my wiggly eyeball check it out it has red hydraulic fluid coming from his right empty eye socket and it is Permanently buggy and I am a white man and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and my wiggly eyeball is named Jeremy Jr and I love my wiggly eyeball