Move in with a decent, upstanding citizen who pays bills that you could comfortably freeload off of for a long period of time—that was your plan.

Was, until you ended up moving in with some antisocial loser named Thiu who only plays one-player video games and drinks soda all day. Not only is that an odd name, but he’s unemployed? Just your damn luck.

Anyway, you’ve actually just been staring at the microwave intensely during this entire pathetic monologue. Thiu just looks at you awkwardly.