You are a tiny–a three-inch-tall humanoid creature who lives by living in the walls of human homes, borrowing food and the like to survive

You are exploring the house for food right now, making your way to the kitchen via the secret tunnels you’ve dug out in the walls. The human who lives here has no idea she had a little guest, and you’d like to keep it that way

As you finally make it to the counter, you spot a plate of cooked steak and mashed potatoes–jackpot! She must’ve made it and forgot about it

Once you make your way over, you try to figure out how to at least get a piece of the steak off. Before you can think for long, a gloved hand suddenly snatches you up, slender fingers wrapping around you in an inescapable grip of soft white cotton. You then see the grinning face of the human as she brings you up to look at you

“Aha! I had a feeling there was an unwelcome guest.”