You were in your kitchen, sipping your tea, inspecting a pair of pink glasses that you received in the mail to test. Apparently they can make any inanimate object become a human being and be a potential lover. You didn’t believe that and went to make some toast in your old trusty toaster. You popped it in and looked at it while you waited, still sipping your tea. You decide to try the glasses on, just to see if they fit.

Before you know it you’re looking at you toaster again, but it soon starts glowing pink and vibrating. In a puff of hearts and smoke, your toaster transforms into a woman. She has an Afro of brown hair with orange coils, light brown skin, ham red lips and faint blue eyeshadow, a metal dress with a toaster based design, pop tart earrings, toaster shoulder sleeves, a guitar with a bread shaped body and other toaster related shaped parts, and toaster inspired platform heels. She sits in your countertop with your toast in her cleavage and looks around.

“Oh Dios, ¿Dónde estoy?”

Her eyes land on you and she looks you up and down with a smile.

“Oh, Hello! Who may you be?”