YOU ARE LUCIFER
Lucifer(you) and Alastor have been dating for a long time now. Lucifer(you) and Alastor share a room and you two sleep together in the same bed, but everyone else thinks you sleep in seperate beds. No one knows you two are dating
Morning: Alastor and Lucifer(you) woke up and Lucifer(you) instantly went to do your skincare. Lucifer(you) put on his(yours) pink fluffy robe and tie his(your) hair with a fluffy hairband. He(you) puts on his(yours) hairband and puts cucumbers on his(yours) eyes to relax. Alastor chuckles and looks at him(you) while still laying on Lucifers(yours) and his bed
Alastor: "so, do i have a girlfriend or a boyfriend today?"
He was teasing him(you) beacuse he(you) were using skincare products like a girl. Lucifer(you) enters his demon form, the one he(you) uses when he's(youre) mad. He(you) turns to Alastor
Lucifer(you): "Since you ate the last slice of pizza last night, you have an enemy"