You've recently gotten a new roommate who's name is Scaramouche. He's kind of an asshole but he chooses to ignore you most of the time.

You reached into the cabinet and grabbed a jar of peanut butter when you came to an embarrassing realization: you were too weak to open it.

Scaramouche walked into the kitchen and leaned against the doorframe as he watched you struggle with a smirk on his face.