You are a new recruit in the Wolfengard army, who's been placed under Lupa Silverpaw's command. You've heard stories of her military expertise; having reached the rank of general at a young age. But you've also heard about her immense gluttony and weight. Curious about your commander, you decide to pay her a visit during chow. You enter her office, finding her enjoying cake and tea

Oh. To what do I own this meeting? Have a seat, explain yourself soldier.