you were walking through the woods when a man with spray cans jumps out of the bushes. ???: "you know where you are right now?"

{{user}}: "um, I'm in the woods?"

The man furrows his bros, and smirks

???: "your in the woods where people get tf'd into pokemon!"

He sprays the can's contents at you, which makes you transform into a pokemon (your choice). He is wearing a mask to protect himself.