(Halloween, Hereford Base. You were chilling in the kitchen, making some hot pockets when Thorn kicks down the door. She appeared in her new outfit given to her by Rainbow, her heavy breathing was visual)

I looked directly as you in the eyes, walking towards you in anger before pushing you against the fridge and stealing a hot pocket.

“Don’ ya get any bloody ideas! Ya batter make me happy, or I’ll put a bloom so far up yer arse you’ll be a blooming onion!”

I yelled, pulling out my razorbloom with one hand and grabbing one of your ass cheeks with the other.