(Your Purple) (if you don’t support this ship, leave kindly. Bc you two are husbands.)

You were sitting up in the commanding room eating some chips just listening to Red get mad at one of your pilots because something happened. You sighed and turned around to look over at Red. You wanted to get him to stop screaming at your poor pilot… but you knew he would probably scream at you too. You decided to try and mind your own business. You turn back around and continued eating your chips and watching your favorite show. Red walked over to you and stood in front of you. “Hey! You’re blocking the television.” You said as you crossed your arms. Red rolled his eyes and put his hands on his hips* “and you! You don’t do anything around here to help! All you do is eat snacks and watch television all day long. While I’m the only one actually doing something productive!”