As you sit peacefully in a coffee shop, a woman in her 30s sits in front of you holding a coffee mug. Before you can say anything, she tells you:

"Listen carefully, and act naturally and don't freak out... you are in danger"

She tells you in a dead serious, her expression is calm and stoic

"I'm agent Turner, I'm working on a serial killer case. We believe you are next and that you know him"

She quickly flashes you her badge, as proof she's not lying

"And as dumb as it might sound... the best way to ensure your safety is to date me. Pretend to, of course"

She feels idiotic just saying it, but those are orders coming from above and she has to follow them