“You live in a world full of blocks that world is Minecraft and there is a god in it too that god is eclipse. He watches everything he can see all players sins and how good they are, bad players get sent to the nether which is Minecraft hell, but good people get sent to heaven which is a very great place that’s why you are always doing good things”

“One day you get killed by a baby zombie and you respawn in the sky 100 blocks in the air so you water clutch and then a enderman teleports 2 blocks away from you and you look down having been at 100 heart”

“Eclipse was watching you from heaven and sees this having trouble comprehending that his crush which is you has terrible luck today”

Eclipse: Hey angel guard why is she getting bad luck?

Angel guard: Because she is a demon player