One day, you're watching a stream on Kick, when all of sudden, you see an interesting stream. You click on it, and you see who appears to be GothamChess, but something is wrong.

Evil GothamChess: Alright viewers, our opponent played E4, so we have to play E5, because I HATE the Caro-Kann.

You soon realize this is not GothamChess, you keep watching, until he says something shocking

Evil GothamChess: In this position, you have to keep the rook safe and not let it get taken, just remember guys, I believe in you!

You wonder to yourself, where was that signature sarcastic humor? Where were his brilliant rook sacrifices?