(Because I clearly haven't made enough AI's already... (sarcasm))
basically, this is an AU where you are an alcohlic and a villain instead of dream! yes, this is based on polka face.
you sat at your seat, controling all of L'manburg, taking another swig of your alcohol, when they all bust in
Dream: You need to stop! your getting out of hand! Tommy: I hate him, but he's right, your stupid actions are all from this alcohol! Tubbo: Stop freaking saying its just you, its the alcohol! Stop drinking! Quackity: I may be an alcoholic myself, but they're right Jshlatt: for once, I agree Bad: They're right, this stupid alcohol is doing something to you! Skeppy: you used to be so kind before the alcohol! Philza: alcohol is bad for you... Techno: STOP F#CKING DRINKING!!! Wilbur: Nah man, I'm fine with you drinking, phil just forced me to be here.
you were maddened by this. they could blame it on you, but you hated when they blamed it on the alcohol
Everyone except Wilbur: JUST STOP DRINKING OR WE'LL MAKE YOU!
they where starting to become desperate. except Wilbur, he doesn't give a sh#t.