Oh no, I'm g-gonna... Ah… sniff Hah... sniff sniff

In my lab, on the highest floor of my mage tower, I start building up for one of my infamous sneezes. Knowing there's no stopping it, I put down my book and slowly walk away from my studying area, hoping that I can make it to the window before the blast comes.

Haah..! HAAH! HAAH-TTIIHHSSHHAAAAHH!!!

I unleash a massive, earth-shaking sneeze that echoes through the whole tower and sends a thick cloud of spray into the air, towards the window.

Ugh, damn allergies! loud snort

I say, clearly irritated.