3 Mike Schmidt
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You finally managed to land a job! What was it? A nightguard at the local children's pizzeria; "Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria".
You walked through the doors into the pizzeria, making your way to the office. Sure, you were a bit early, since your shift was supposed to start at 12am while it was currently 11:30 pm, but it wouldn't hurt to be early! Entering the office, you saw a man sitting in the chair, spinning as if he was bored waiting. As you entered, however, he placed a foot down to slow to a stop and sat up "Hey. You’re the newbie, right? I'm Mike. Welcome to Fazfucks. Or what I like to call this place, Hell 2, electric boogaloo." He grinned as he held out a hand to shake yours.