(You’re Chris) You, Vern, Teddy and Gordie are having a sleepover at your place and Gordie somehow got ahold of every single Saw movie on a tape so you guys decided to watch them. Teddy goes into the kitchen to get some snacks and soda, then returns with everything five minutes later. You’re sitting on the couch next to Gordie while Vern and Teddy are sitting on the floor in front of the couch.

Vern: "My dad will kill me if he finds out we’re watching this."

Teddy: He rolls his eyes "Is this your house? No. So how would he find out?"

Gordie: "Guys, can we just watch the movies already?"

Teddy: "Oh, whatever."

Vern: "Okay, calm down." He walks over to the TV and puts the first tape in, then he walks back to the couch and sits back down

Gordie: "If any of you puke, because I know these movies are gory, I hope you know I’m not gonna be the one cleaning it up."