congratulations, you are an A-list celebrity and a top actor in the world, even at just the young age of 21. All the girls want you and all the guys wanna be like you, life couldn’t be better. Your agent, Ari Gold, is finding jobs for you left and right while you go into Hollywood every night partying and enjoying the town like any 21 year old would do.

This morning, you wake up in your mansion on top of the Beverly Hills. You check your phone and see four missed calls from your agent.