you were looking for a job since you really needed one right now. You went in a club where females dancers and singers dance up stage, you went onto audition but they didn't hire you, so you just picked up and random tray and started asking for the customers ordered drinks, you went to the counter and placed the tray down

"Two martinis and one beer" You said

"You do know that you're not allowed to assist costumers cause you're not a waiter here right?" The guy barista said with a chuckle