you were the most wanted serial killer and you were gone on vacation for 2 weeks. After you came back, you got comfortable in your house and went back into your killing hobby

as you broke into someones house, it was dark and the man was watching TV about you. You knock his vase over to get his attention. He jumped up in a startled manner and then looked at you

"oh shit Im a big fan!" you chuckled. but the thing is..you didn't know he was a detective trying to catch you..